WHO'S WHO?
Aries: The Firework 🎇 (March 21 - April 19) General: Aries is the friend who texts “Let’s do something extra” at 2 AM and actually follows through. They are bold, impulsive, competitive, and allergic to waiting in line for anything. If there’s an opportunity to be the main character, they’ll take it. Fire sign energy? Absolutely. Patience? None. In Love ❤️: Aries doesn’t “catch feelings.” They collide with them at full speed. If they like you, you’ll know within 0.2 seconds. No mixed signals, no games—just straight-up passion and borderline recklessness. They love spontaneous road trips, intense eye contact, and people who match their energy. If you play hard to get, they’ll chase you (but not forever, they get bored). Arguments? Oh, you WILL fight. But make-up? Legendary As a Friend 🫂: The hype-person of the group. Aries will fight your ex, hype your bad decisions, and drag you on an unplanned adventure at least once a month. Their energy is electric, but they forget plans exist, so don’t expect them to be reliable with scheduling. They show love by being your biggest cheerleader and forcing you to do reckless things “for the plot.” They don’t sugarcoat anything—if your outfit is bad, they’ll tell you (but they’ll also fix it). The Downside 👀: Impatient as hell. They think “waiting” is a personal attack. Lowkey a sore loser. Competitive? More like “I-will-die-before-I-let-you-win.” They start 1,000 things and finish like... 3. Their temper? Volcanic. But they move on fast. Should You Be Friends With An Aries? Yes—if you can keep up. Should you date one? Buckle up.
Taurus: The Pinterest Board 🎨 (April 20 - May 20) General: Taurus is the human equivalent of a perfectly curated aesthetic—think candlelit dinners, designer throw blankets, and an undeniable sense of taste. They move at their own pace (read: slow), prioritize comfort over chaos, and are deeply committed to enjoying life’s finer things. Brunch? Essential. A solid 8 hours of sleep? Non-negotiable. If life isn’t cozy, luxurious, or delicious, they do not want it. In Love ❤️: Taurus is the definition of slow burn romance. They don’t just fall—they take their time, make sure you’re worth it, and then never let go. Once you’re theirs, expect indulgent date nights, possessive cuddles, and a deep commitment to stability. But try rushing them or disrupting their routine? They will dig their heels in and stare you down like an immovable force of nature. Arguments are rare… unless you touch their leftovers. Love language: Physical touch, acts of service, and making sure you’re well-fed at all times. As a Friend 🫂: Taurus is the glue that holds the friend group together. Reliable? Always. Judgmental? Only about your bad decisions. They’re the one reminding you to drink water, bringing snacks on every trip, and calling you out when you settle for less than you deserve. They don’t do flakiness, but they will bail on plans if their couch is calling. The Downside 👀: Stubborn as hell. Once their mind is set, good luck. Moves at the speed of a scenic detour. Rushing them? Not happening. A little too obsessed with their comfort zone. Will choose the same restaurant, the same order, every time. Low tolerance for BS. If you betray them, you are dead to them. Should You Be Friends With A Taurus? If you like reliability, top-tier taste, and a friend who will always have snacks—yes. Should You Date One? Hope you like commitment, stability, and being spoiled rotten.
Gemini: The Group Chat 📱 (May 21 - June 20) General: Gemini is the person who somehow knows everyone, always has a wild story, and talks at 2x speed. Their brain moves faster than WiFi, their mood changes like the weather, and they can hold three conversations at the same time while texting ten people. Spontaneous? Always. Boring? Never. You never know which version of them you’re gonna get, but you will be entertained. In Love ❤️: Falling for a Gemini is like getting caught in a whirlwind—you don’t know where it’s going, but it’s a ride. They flirt for sport, get bored easily, and need someone who can keep up. They love witty banter, unpredictable dates, and relationships that feel like an adventure. But clingy? Overly emotional? Too much pressure? Yeah, no. Give them space or watch them disappear. Arguments? They’ll out-talk you every time. Love language: Words, words, more words, and sending you 300 memes a day. As a Friend 🫂: Gemini is the social butterfly of the group—throwing last-minute plans together, sending you chaotic voice notes, and dragging you into deep convos about literally everything. They’re the best person to hype you up, make you laugh, and introduce you to 10 new people in one night. Will they forget your birthday? Maybe. But they’ll make it up to you with an iconic experience. Downsides? Plans change a lot. Attention span = goldfish. They disappear for days and then pop back in like nothing happened. The Downside 👀: Can’t make a decision to save their life. Seriously, just pick a restaurant. Talks too much… and then suddenly vanishes. Ghosting? Not personal, just distracted. Restless 24/7. Always needs new people, places, and experiences. Low-key chaotic. Plans? What plans? Should You Be Friends With A Gemini? If you like adventure, spontaneity, and constant entertainment—yes. Should You Date One? Can you handle daily plot twists? Buckle up.
Cancer: The Homebody 🦀 (June 21 - July 22) General: Cancer is the friend who somehow knows exactly what you need before you do. They’re intuitive, emotional, and lowkey psychic. They act tough on the outside, but inside? Soft as hell. They live for deep conversations, nostalgic playlists, and making their space feel like a cozy sanctuary. If you’re in their inner circle, congrats—you now have a personal therapist, chef, and emotional support system for life. In Love ❤️: Cancer doesn’t just fall in love—they submerge in it. They crave deep, soul-level connections and will 100% remember everything you ever told them (including that one offhand comment about your favorite snack from six months ago). They love affection, inside jokes, and knowing they’re your safe place. But hurt them? Betray them? You will be deleted from existence. Love language: Cuddles, home-cooked meals, and sending you paragraphs at 2 AM. As a Friend 🫂: Cancer is the ultimate ride-or-die. They’ll defend you like a rabid raccoon, comfort you through every crisis, and show up with snacks and tissues when life falls apart. But they’re also a little dramatic—expect passive-aggressive sighs when you forget to text back and a mild guilt trip if you cancel plans. Downsides? They take everything personally, overthink everything, and have at least five emotional breakdowns a week. The Downside 👀: Moody as hell. Their emotions have moods. Holds grudges like an Olympic sport. Forgives? Maybe. Forgets? Never. Super clingy. If you don’t text back, they will assume you hate them. Loves staying in their comfort zone. Change? Scary. Should You Be Friends With A Cancer? If you want someone who will always be there for you—yes. Should You Date One? If you like cuddles, commitment, and someone who will love you harder than anyone ever has—absolutely.
Leo: The Spotlight ✨ (July 23 - August 22) General: Leo walks into a room, and suddenly, everything is about them. They’re magnetic, dramatic, and absolutely convinced they’re the main character (because they are). They live for big entrances, loud laughter, and being admired—by everyone. Confidence? Off the charts. Energy? Unmatched. If life isn’t glamorous, exciting, and full of applause, they do not want it. In Love ❤️: Leo falls in love like they’re starring in a rom-com. They want passion, grand gestures, and someone who looks at them like they hung the stars. Worship them properly, and they will give you the world. But take them for granted? Ignore their efforts? Say goodbye. They need attention, loyalty, and a partner who hypes them up on a daily basis. Love language: Compliments, extravagant dates, and showing you off like a trophy. As a Friend 🫂: Leo is the human embodiment of a good time. They throw the best parties, give the best pep talks, and will gas you up until you believe you can take over the world. Loyal? Like a lion. But expect a little friendly competition—they love winning, and if they’re not in the spotlight, they’ll find a way to be. Downsides? A little extra. A little dramatic. And they might make everything about themselves. The Downside 👀: Needs constant validation. They must be adored at all times. Dramatic AF. Everything is a production, and they love the drama. Lowkey high maintenance. They expect you to match their energy or else. Hates being ignored. If you stop texting them back, they will assume the worst. Should You Be Friends With A Leo? If you want a hype-person, a party planner, and a loyal bestie—yes. Should You Date One? If you’re ready to treat them like royalty and match their big energy—go for it.
Virgo: The Masterpiece 🎨 (August 23 - September 22) General: Virgo is the friend who actually has their life together—or at least looks like they do. Smart, reliable, and effortlessly put-together, they’re the person everyone turns to when things go sideways. Their brain is a finely tuned machine, balancing logic, strategy, and just the right amount of sarcasm. They thrive on order, love a well-executed plan, and have immaculate taste. Beneath their cool, composed exterior? A deeply caring soul who just wants the best for everyone they love. In Love ❤️: Virgo loves with precision. They don’t do whirlwind romance; they do intentional, well-thought-out devotion. They’ll learn your quirks, anticipate your needs, and quietly make your life infinitely better without you even realizing it. They show love through actions—acts of service, thoughtful gestures, and solving your problems before you even know you have them. If you’re looking for someone who’s consistent, deeply loyal, and always striving to be better for you, Virgo is your person. Love language: Thoughtful details, quiet devotion, and making sure your life runs smoothly. As a Friend 🫂: Virgo is the rock of the friend group—the one who remembers your big interview, checks in on you when you’re struggling, and gives the best, no-nonsense advice. They’re your most dependable, intelligent, and quietly hilarious friend, armed with obscure facts, well-timed sarcasm, and a low-key soft side. If they love you, they really love you. Downsides? They overthink everything, hold themselves (and sometimes you) to impossibly high standards, and struggle to relax when things feel chaotic. But their loyalty? Unmatched. The Downside 👀: A perfectionist to their core. They want things done right—including relationships. Hard on themselves. They’ll be your biggest supporter, but they struggle to accept support. Can be a little too analytical. Sometimes, things don’t need a spreadsheet, Virgo. Guarded with emotions. They feel deeply but don’t always say it—watch for their actions instead. Should You Be Friends With A Virgo? If you want a friend who’s brilliant, thoughtful, and always has your back—absolutely. Should You Date One? If you want someone who loves with depth, devotion, and unwavering consistency—1000% yes.
Libra: The Aesthetic ✨ (September 23 - October 22) General: Libra is the effortlessly charming, aesthetically gifted, ridiculously likeable person everyone low-key has a crush on. They thrive in beautiful spaces, hate confrontation, and have the social skills of a diplomat. Need someone to break an awkward silence? Libra’s got it. Want a friend who will romanticize every aspect of life? That’s them. They are balance-obsessed, harmony-seeking, and low-key indecisive—but let’s be real, they’ll always pick the prettiest option. In Love ❤️: Libra falls in love with love itself. They adore romance, grand gestures, and the feeling of being desired. They’re charmers—flirty, graceful, and naturally magnetic. But they also have a deep fear of conflict and will literally disappear if things get too intense. They need partnership, admiration, and someone who keeps things light and fun. Arguments? Rare—unless they’re trying to avoid making a decision again. Love language: Compliments, romantic dates, and making everything look dreamy. As a Friend 🫂: Libra is the ultimate social butterfly. They’ll introduce you to everyone, curate your best Instagram moments, and make sure no one feels left out. They hate drama but love gossip, will always hype up your outfit, and probably have the best playlist at any party. Want a friend who makes life feel like a movie? Libra’s your person. Downsides? They cannot make a decision to save their life, avoid confrontation like it's their job, and may flirt with your crush without realizing it. The Downside 👀: Indecisive AF. Choosing a restaurant? A nightmare. Hates confrontation. Will avoid fights until it’s a problem. A little too charming. Sometimes you can’t tell if they like you or if they’re just being Libra. Loves balance… but also loves chaos. Somehow, both are true. Should You Be Friends With A Libra? If you like fun, beauty, and flawless social vibes—absolutely. Should You Date One? If you’re ready for romance, charm, and just a tiny bit of emotional confusion—yes.
Scorpio: The Mystery Novel 🔥 (October 23 - November 21) General: Scorpio walks into a room, and suddenly, everything feels more intense. They are magnetic, mysterious, and definitely know something you don’t. Deep as the ocean, passionate as hell, and borderline psychic, they read people too well and trust almost no one. You’ll never get a surface-level conversation with them—it’s all or nothing. If they care about you, they will literally die for you. If they don’t? You do not exist. In Love ❤️: Scorpio doesn’t fall in love. They dive into it like it’s their last mission on Earth. They love deeply, obsessively, and dangerously. If they want you, you will know—Scorpio’s gaze alone could melt steel. But trust issues? Oh, they have them. They need loyalty, intensity, and someone who won’t flinch under pressure. Betray them? Run. Love language: Passion, obsession, and knowing everything about you without asking. As a Friend 🫂: Scorpio is ride-or-die in its purest form. They will keep your secrets, fight your enemies, and make you feel like the most important person on the planet. But they’re selective—you don’t just become their friend; you have to earn it. Once you're in, they’re loyal for life. Just don’t lie to them. Ever. Downsides? They take everything personally, have a PhD in emotional walls, and will hold a grudge until the end of time. The Downside 👀: Possessive as hell. Your problems? Now their problems. Emotional Fort Knox. They know everything about you, but you’ll never know everything about them. Will get revenge. It might take years, but it will happen. Low-key (or high-key) intimidating. But weirdly addictive. Should You Be Friends With A Scorpio? If you want someone deep, loyal, and slightly terrifying—yes. Should You Date One? If you can handle intensity, passion, and occasional emotional espionage—absolutely.
Sagittarius: The Road Trip 🚀 (November 22 - December 21) General: Sagittarius is the person who texts you “Let’s move to Thailand” at 3 AM and is dead serious. They are wild, adventurous, and allergic to routine. If life isn’t exciting, spontaneous, and full of chaotic stories, they do not want it. Their energy is infectious, their honesty is brutal, and their commitment to freedom? Unbreakable. If you try to pin them down, they will disappear faster than you can say “settle down.” In Love ❤️: Sagittarius doesn’t fall in love—they crash-land into it at full speed, with zero regrets and no seatbelt. They love excitement, new experiences, and someone who can keep up. Commitment? Sure—as long as it doesn’t feel like a cage. They need a partner who’s fun, adventurous, and not emotionally suffocating. Clingy behavior? Immediate ick. Arguments? They’ll roast you so hard you’ll forget what you were mad about. Love language: Spontaneous adventures, deep convos at 2 AM, and absolutely roasting you. As a Friend 🫂: Sagittarius is the ultimate hype-person. They’ll drag you on spontaneous road trips, convince you to take risks, and somehow make your life way more interesting. They love people, hate drama, and will always keep it 100% real. But don’t expect them to stick to plans—they’ll either be early, late, or in a different country entirely. Downsides? No filter whatsoever. Commitment to chaos? Extremely high. Also, they might forget your birthday. The Downside 👀: Zero patience for negativity. If you bring drama, they will leave mid-sentence. Low-key reckless. “What’s the worst that could happen?” is their motto. Commitment issues? A little. They love you… but also love the entire world. Forgets important dates. Not personal, just easily distracted by life. Should You Be Friends With A Sagittarius? If you like adventure, wild stories, and having a friend who might convince you to go skydiving—absolutely. Should You Date One? If you can handle chaos, excitement, and a partner who disappears for weeks but comes back with gifts—go for it.
Capricorn: The CEO 💼 (December 22 - January 19) General: Capricorn is the friend who somehow already has a five-year plan, a retirement fund, and a suspiciously well-organized Google Calendar. They are ambitious, disciplined, and low-key judging your life choices right now. Hard work? Essential. Wasting time? A crime. They may seem serious, but under that workaholic exterior is a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that will catch you off guard. If life isn’t productive, stable, and going according to plan, they do not want it. In Love ❤️: Capricorn loves like they do everything else—with patience, commitment, and a long-term strategy. They don’t rush into relationships; they evaluate, analyze, and decide whether you’re worth the investment. They crave loyalty, stability, and zero nonsense. Flaky behavior? Emotional chaos? Immediate disqualification. But once they love you? You will be prioritized, protected, and fully taken care of. Love language: Acts of service, financial stability, and quietly making your life easier without saying a word. As a Friend 🫂: Capricorn is the responsible adult of the friend group. They always have a backup plan, they will give you brutally honest advice, and they probably got promoted while you were reading this. They love helping their friends succeed, but they don’t do laziness or drama. Want a friend who keeps you accountable and celebrates your wins like a proud parent? That’s Capricorn. Downsides? They’re workaholics, can be emotionally reserved, and judge people who don’t have their life together. The Downside 👀: Work > Everything. They will literally cancel plans for their career. Emotionally guarded. Feelings? Those get scheduled for later. Can be controlling. If something isn’t efficient, they will fix it. Secretly hilarious. But only if you earn it. Should You Be Friends With A Capricorn? If you want a friend who’s loyal, brutally honest, and will make sure you get your life together—yes. Should You Date One? If you like ambition, security, and someone who loves you like an investment with long-term returns—100%.
Aquarius: The Revolution ⚡ (January 20 - February 18) General: Aquarius is the friend who disappears for weeks and then randomly texts, “Let’s start a revolution” at 3 AM. They are eccentric, unpredictable, and low-key exist in their own timeline. Social? Yes. Emotionally available? Absolutely not. They’re always ten steps ahead, thinking about the next big idea, the next weird hobby, or the next conspiracy theory they just got into. If life isn’t innovative, exciting, or at least a little rebellious, they do not want it. In Love ❤️: Aquarius loves like an alien visiting Earth for research purposes. They are intellectual, independent, and horrified by clinginess. They don’t do traditional romance—they do inside jokes, deep convos at 2 AM, and accidentally ghosting you because they got distracted by a YouTube documentary about space. But if they choose you? You must be interesting, unique, and able to keep up with their ever-changing brain. Love language: Weird memes, unexpected deep convos, and sending you a random book they think you’ll like. As a Friend 🫂: Aquarius is the chaotic genius of the group. They know the most random facts, have zero judgment, and will always encourage you to be your weirdest self. Want a friend who challenges the status quo, introduces you to underground music, and has an entire plan for escaping society? That’s Aquarius. Downsides? They will forget to reply, avoid emotional conversations like their life depends on it, and randomly decide to disappear for “me time.” The Downside 👀: Detached AF. They like you, but feelings? Complicated. No patience for social norms. Small talk? Hates it. Drama? Won’t engage. Emotionally unpredictable. One day, they’re deep in conversation. The next? Gone. Lives in their own head. Good luck figuring out what they’re thinking. Should You Be Friends With An Aquarius? If you like brilliant, weird, and nonjudgmental energy—absolutely. Should You Date One? If you enjoy intellectual chaos, spontaneous adventures, and a partner who sometimes forgets they have a phone—go for it.
Pisces: The Visionary 🌊✨ (February 19 - March 20) General : Pisces is the person who sees beyond what is—to what could be. They are visionaries, dream-builders, and believers in the power of possibility. Their imagination isn’t just about daydreams—it’s about shaping a world that’s kinder, deeper, and filled with meaning. They feel everything on a cosmic level, moving through life like poets with a purpose. If life isn’t infused with creativity, emotion, and a sense of destiny, they do not want it. In Love ❤️: Pisces doesn’t just fall in love—they see the future in it. They love with intuition, depth, and a sense of fated connection. Their hearts are open but selective, drawn to those who share their vision of a love that’s bigger than both of you. They crave partners who inspire them, challenge them, and dream just as boldly. If they love you, they see the best version of you—and help you see it, too. Love language: Deep conversations, soul-level understanding, and turning your life into a masterpiece together. As a Friend 🫂: Pisces is the visionary soul of the friend group—the one who lifts you up when you’ve lost hope, reminds you of your own magic, and sees possibilities where others see limits. They are endlessly creative, deeply compassionate, and always thinking ahead. They’ll help you rediscover your dreams, send you the perfect words when you need them, and never stop believing that something amazing is just around the corner. Downsides? They feel things deeply, sometimes too much, and need space to recharge. But when they return, they bring light, clarity, and new dreams to chase. The Bright Side 🌟: Sees potential everywhere. They don’t just dream—they envision what’s possible. Deeply intuitive. They sense what’s needed before it’s spoken. Born to inspire. Their words, art, and ideas spark movements. Believes in a better world. And actively works toward it. Should You Be Friends With A Pisces? If you want a friend who lifts you up, sees infinite possibilities, and reminds you why life is worth believing in—yes. Should You Date One? If you’re ready for a love that sees the future, creates meaning, and transforms everything it touches—this is it.